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lenshog:

flourescentadolesentbalaclava:

Boys very much appreciate this two thins very much just for the record.

kk

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poptwart:

poptwart:

if you wanna be my lover, you gotta deal with my

ANNOYING AND OBSESSIVE PERSONALITY

(Source: jincked)

2 people in a horror movie
  • person 1: someones on the phone
  • person 1: the call is coming from inside the house
  • person 2: who's in the house
  • person 1: its ... cory, cory, cory in the house.

(Source: 12-gauge-rage)


heismandiego:

this nigga had so many angles. who directed this video lmao

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incredulousbeliever:

dionthesocialist:

It’s hilarious that non-Americans on Tumblr are all like “OMG DENNY’S TUMBLR MAKES ME WISH I LIVED IN AMERICA SO I COULD EAT THERE,” while us Americans will literally only eat at Dennys if it’s 3 in the morning and we’ve lost control of our life.

You don’t go to Denny’s. You end up at Denny’s.

(Source: dion-thesocialist)

my-dads-the-king-of-hell:

my-dads-the-king-of-hell:

so apparently an arm can sell on the black market for $885, ($500 for the shoulder plus $385 for the hand an forearm) 

and a leg can sell for $500 (at least thats the lowest price of an albino leg so im guessing here) 

So when someone says “That’ll cost an arm ad a leg” they are roughly asking for $1,335

which is less than i would have guessed. 

i didn’t spend this much time researching the cost of limbs on the black market for one note


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taco-bell-rey:

The Simpsons was the most honest show out there

(Source: taco-bell-rey)

illkim:

Me bending over to pick up my pencil

image

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vvhaleshark:

ugh, so SICK of all this ANON HAT! :(

fursonakin:

fun fact about me: when i was a freshman in high school, for the whole year i planned an april fools joke on my homophobic dad and i was gonna tell him that i was a lesbian and i had a girlfriend. by the time april fools day rolled around, i was really a lesbian and i had a girlfriend

neutralnewt:

iiiarclight:

how to be cool

A) cool sunglasses emoji
B)

is that a god damn pun. in emoticon format

(Source: tooruoikawa)

orangewave:

sagethenate:

orangewave:

i mean really, who doesn’t want to be a mermaid

the little mermaid

fucking christ