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My hall smells very strongly of mustard… I don’t like mustard. #gross #dormlife #collegelife


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Polite cat 

That little headbutt in the second one gave me diabetes.

“Excuse me, human. I would like a petting, please. Yes, thank you.”

“Um, excuse me, human? Human? Ah yes, I’d like another petting please. Ah, thank you.”

Always reblog Polite Cat.

Goodness.

Oh my god the little headbutt in the second gif.

Awe

frenchhornsandunicorns:

Things that are portrayed as weak and lame but in reality can probably beat the shit out of you and steal your lunch money then spend it on candy:

  • hufflepuffs
  • canadians
  • women

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Cute underwear

houseofalexzander:

I bought cute undies at the mall today. The lady shopping next to me said “I have to ask, my son is trans, I am buying him underwear… I mean her, still working on the her thing, sorry, but could you help me? Please!”


I almost cried.

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diablosita:

The Best Birth Control In The World Is For Men by Jon Clinkenbeard

If I were going to describe the perfect contraceptive, it would go something like this: no babies, no latex, no daily pill to remember, no hormones to interfere with mood or sex drive, no negative health effects whatsoever, and 100 percent effectiveness. The funny thing is, something like that currently exists.

The procedure called RISUG in India (reversible inhibition of sperm under guidance) takes about 15 minutes with a doctor, is effective after about three days, and lasts for 10 or more years…

Oh, and when you do decide you want those babies, it only takes one other injection of water and baking soda to flush out the gel, and within two to three months, you’ve got all your healthy sperm again.

The trouble is, most people don’t even know this exists. And if men only need one super-cheap shot every 10 years or more, that’s not something that gets big pharmaceutical companies all fired up, because they’ll make zero money on it (even if it might have the side benefit of, you know, destroying HIV).

signal boost 

DUDE

dude

dude

DUDE

can this replace the normal contraception methods we have pls

This has existed for YEARS. They ran an article about it in WIRED magizine but I don’t think anyone read it .-.

But birth control is a female thing! Men shouldn’t have to worry about it.

#sarcasm

I would do this in a heartbeat.

this is actually pretty cool

do you ever want to punch yourself in the face for liking someone a lot

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Love Disney? This blog is everything Disney!!

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fetchashton:

Which harry potter movie is this

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No one can beat Mozart

That didn’t make me feel better, just a bit more inferior.

i feel bad for the orchestra

poor orchestra oh my god


comedycentral:

In case you missed it, click here to watch Stephen Colbert’s outstanding interview with Neil deGrasse Tyson.


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Adorable.

wait why is this so cute

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