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jerkofficial:

HE’S DOING A WATER PULSE OMG HE’S A POKEMON

(Source: al-grave)

monobeartheater:

tyrelonmelon:

I’m this bunnies momma

ARE U KIDDIN ME ITS SMALLER THAN A PLAYING CARD ITS SO TINY AND CUTE WOW WOW WOWEEEE


(Source: pugsequalsdrugs)


minim-calibre:

fabula-unica:

jules616:

"My son has died."

Batman #687.

Every time I see this panel I am torn between anguish at Alfred’s pain, and amusement that apparently, not matter how tragic the situation, there is no circumstance so sad it requires the absence of Dick Grayson’s well-modeled buttcheeks in a position of prominent display.

They are clenched in mourning. 

tubmeister:

if we’re friends i most likely had a crush on you at some point even if it was only for 5 minutes

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)


unculture:

the rock is fucking precious

(Source: jessicaisgray)

cannibal-swag:

jfarge:

ven0moth:

why do they sell these

to commit a murder most fowl

sit down

(Source: ven0moth)

unfollowfriday:

when you and your buddy are low on potassium

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swimminginmainstream:

held a door open for a girl today and didn’t even get a blowjob. so tired of getting friend zoned.


timelordy-teganbreann:

theawesomeliet:

ITS BACK

OH MY GOD

(Source: iraffiruse)

shsl-kouhai:

residentmadscientist:

kidinabearsuit:

An escaped sheep was found with 60 pounds of wool.

Shrek the sheep ran away and hid in a cave in New Zealand for 6 years. When Shrek was finally found in 2004, the sheep had gone unsheared for so long that it had accumulated 60 pounds of wool on its body, enough to make 20 suits! The sheep became famous and even got to meet the Prime Minister. Shrek finally passed away last month at the age of 16.

Its name was Shrek.

too many layers

FUCK

(Source: silentowl)

fiiniick:

thefoxxybenedict:

loonylunalovegood97:

Don’t know what’s funnier. Voldemort with a nose, Dumbledore reading his lines, or Bellatrix with a coffee, making fun of Voldy

or the fact that Voldemort is just calming having a conversation with a muggle

I’m in love with this gif


andrewfluff:

m0ulis:

faggot-terrorist:

sickestambition:

fileformat:

this is it®

the gasps throughout the entire audience after she starts bleeding are fucking amazing

This changed everyone’s game

This shit put her on the map.

Iconic

(Source: artpopstache)

Anonymous asked:
Over the past year, my sexual fetishes have been slowly getting more perverse; But it wasn't until I spanked a statue that I realized I'd hit rock bottom.

swinging-onthe-spiral:

iguanamouth:

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I’VE SEEN THIS POST FOR THE PAST TWO DAYS AND JUST NOW GOT THE JOKE.

MOTHER FU-