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thatfunnyblog:

GOLLY FUCKING GOSH WHAT A NICE DAY FOR SURFING!

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dogs99999:

My best friend is a middle school teacher and she just told us that she farts on students that she doesn’t like. She like pretends to circle around the class while they do classwork and just stops at certain students and farts in their personal space. It was recommended to her by a fellow teacher. Just want you guys to be careful out there.. Whether you’re in high school or college just…. Just be careful. Especially in the public school system

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ign0rantfuck:

EVERYONE ON THE WHOLE WORLD SHOULD SEE THIS

Wow

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yikes:

someone actually said this to me today

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  • Me on my wedding day: you still like me right

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So today marks 19 years that this incredible young woman has been in this world. I still can’t believe that this wonderful, beautiful, intelligent, hilarious, fun-loving girl is one of my very best friends. Anyone who knows me knows that Madison is everything to me. She has been not only a friend but a guide and a support system. She has shown me courage and wisdom that one seldom sees in someone so young. She taught me how to be a true friend, and for that I can never thank her enough. I love you, Mads, and Happy Birthday!

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stateofmindsf:

asharkjugglingapineapple:

I think this picture is great, but it’s also really sad, because someone is missing.

:(

Sugah mama on a tom joyner cruise, chasing some d… Lighten the fuck up.

aye turn up suga mama!

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inbox:

i wish you could anonymously ask questions in real life

clamjob:

im cute like wtf pay attention to me

serving size: 4

yeah

all 4 me

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